I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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