my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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