The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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