Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In other news, I just burned my penis
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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