I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
