East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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