So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
50% drunk capacity currently
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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