scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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So much rum. So many feels.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.