I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.