rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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