yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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