I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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