I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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