i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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