Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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