I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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