Betty ford says i'm here all night
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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