We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
