I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
A+ Viking dick
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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