This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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