If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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