yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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