Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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