we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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