Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the day after is always just damage control
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this