Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's so Britney 2007, you know?