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i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now

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(733): i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now http://tfl.nu/kg3x

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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country. http://tfl.nu/gt5r

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I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(248): I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone http://tfl.nu/ll67

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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?

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(740): I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/jir7

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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse

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(407): he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse http://tfl.nu/je2y

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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second

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(740): it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second http://tfl.nu/z13t

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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework

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(313): sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework http://tfl.nu/3cov

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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.

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(770): I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected. http://tfl.nu/i708

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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.

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(+44): I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are. http://tfl.nu/uo40

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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.

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(614): Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it. http://tfl.nu/r304

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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.

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(803): High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice. http://tfl.nu/ko1b

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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.

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(540): A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be. http://tfl.nu/g1v3

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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?

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(585): I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here? http://tfl.nu/2f90

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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.

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(210): just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened. http://tfl.nu/ruvq

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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.

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(518): He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band. http://tfl.nu/loy3

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