is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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