Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
