While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Randomize
