I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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