New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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