to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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