When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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