I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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