can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
