I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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