so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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