Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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