As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He? As in you personified your dick?
Enjoy the penises
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