so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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