im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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