Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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