Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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