he thought i was a dude.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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