She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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