THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I need a burrito and a hug.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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