i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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