she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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