I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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