Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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