After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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