your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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