that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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