Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
